ks-turtle:

What I say: I’m fine

What I actually mean: I’M SO INSULTED BY THE AMOUNT OF UNEATEN FOOD THIS CHAPTER!

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF MAKING FRENCH FRIES? THAT’S LITERALLY THE WHOLE PACK. AND NOW THEY’LL BECOME A SOGGY MESS OF SADNESS WHEN YOU TRY TO EAT THEM LATER!

AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THOSE BALLS ARE BUT I WOULD’VE EATEN ALL OF THAT.

DIDN’T EVEN TOUCH THE PIZZA LIKE HOW DARE????

ALL THAT OMEGA-3. WASTED.

YOU MADE SALSA AND GUAC AND DIDN’T EVEN GET TORTILLA CHIPS. OF COURSE THEY’RE SITTING THERE WITH THEIR DREAMS CRUSHED.

YOU JUST LEFT PERFECT CAKE,

LIKE P E R F E C T C A K E ALL BY ITS LONESOME SELF TO CRY ITSELF TO SLEEP???

THE CORN IS CRYING BECAUSE ITS NOT BEING EATEN AND HAS BEEN FORCED INTO A LIFE OF KINKY PORN

GORDON RAMSAY WOULD BE DISGUSTED BY THIS BLANTANT INSULT TO FOOD!!!

Cannot even 😂

realityexistsinmymind:

stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

idk if this is funny or sad

sixpenceeeblog:

Life lessons I’m learning in my 20s: I always had this feeling inside of me that I should be doing more or that I should be working towards something and accomplishing more. Although goals and dreams are important, I realized it’s far more valuable to live in the present moment, to enjoy what comes. The only thing I really need to work towards or change is me. I want to become kinder, softer. I want to express who I am and do things out of love than out of obligation.